If we have learned anything from Harold Camping’s prediction that the world would end on May 21st, it’s that if you’re going to prophesize a specific date for the rapture, don’t pick the weekend before Oprah’s final show. God may work in mysterious ways, but he’s not crazy enough to mess with Oprah. You piss [...]
Archive for May, 2011
Arizona: Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here
Posted: 24th May 2011 by Mike Stevens in CommentaryTags: Abandon all hope, apocalypse, Arizona, Family Radio, Harold Camping, May 21, Purgatory, Rapture, Sarah Pailn
Make Immigration The Threat We’ve Been Told It Is
Posted: 12th May 2011 by Mike Stevens in CommentaryTags: Border fence, comprehensive immigration reform, immigration, Jan Brewer, Mexican, Paul Babeu
A few summer’s back, I visited my friend Patrick’s house while it was under construction. The house was a slowly evolving project (building was done in multiple phases over the course of 24 months), and as I stepped onto his back porch, the house was finally reaching its completion. Two men were straddling small scaffolds, [...]
The Tea Party Explained, or, Memento 2: What Was The First Film About?
Posted: 30th May 2011 by Mike Stevens in CommentaryTags: Barack Obama, birth certificate, John McCain, Memento, Old Yeller, Sarah Palin, Tea party
If you are a proud member of the Tea Party (or currently standing in a room with more than three American flags on display), it’s vital to the security of this nation that you print out a copy of this page—immediately—and write the word “important” across the top, because in 10 minutes you won’t remember [...]
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