Archive for June, 2011

I want to begin this column with a moment of silence for Hugh Hefner. Sure, he’s still technically alive, but after his 25-year-old fiancée Crystal Harris backed out of their nuptials last week, he might as well be dead. And even if Harris’ dumping of the Playboy magnate failed to kill Hefner, she certainly snuffed […]

With our withered economy and emaciated job market, it’s tough being an American right now. We’re facing staggering unemployment rates, a nearly unchecked corporate aristocracy, and a stock market that’s about as stable as Lindsay Lohan in a high school chemistry lab. Still, I’m a “glass is half-full” kind of guy, so I tend to […]

Recently, Arizona’s Senate President labeled me an “open-border anarchist.” Well, okay, Russell Pearce wasn’t speaking of me, in particular, but as I support the campaign to oust him from office—just like the over 18,000 people who signed the recall petition—he might as well have been.