I’ll tell you this, though: if Burger King really does do it like I do it, the next time the drive-thru lady asks if you want anything else, demand a handful of Valtrex and directions to the nearest free clinic.
Posts Tagged ‘McDonald’s’
Whoppers and Hummers: A Marriage Made in Late-Night Heaven
Posted: 9th April 2006 by Mike Stevens in CommentaryTags: bukaki, Burger King, Carl's Jr., Chicken Fries, Coq Roq, Hummers, McDonald's, Wendy's, Whoppers
You Can Have My Burger When You Pry It From My Bloated, Greasy Fingers
Posted: 23rd May 2012 by Mike Stevens in CommentaryTags: Angus beef, Burger King, Domino's, Fast food, Jack in the Box, McDonald's, Morgan Spurlock, new beef, Pink slime, Super Size Me, Value menu, Wendy's, Whopper
It’s a well-known fact that America is a nation of fat people. And I’m not talking “chubby” or “a wee bit overweight.” Hell, I’m not even talking about your garden variety level of Wal-Mart fat. Rather, I’m talking about the kind of fat that allows you to use the fold between your upper and lower […]
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